Wednesday 30 September 2015

鄭聯科 & 梁德明,操你媽

火箭和林吉祥已經鵪鶉無能,你還把他們捧成英雄?難怪大馬華裔會到了山窮水盡,朝野無人協助的地步!

916本來就是馬來人要向華社擺明他們可以合法燒搶打砸,你現在竟然合法化這些豬玀的土匪行徑!華人~~合法化916的強盜行徑!

馬華宗教和諧局主任鄭聯科,民政總秘書梁德明,我操你媽。這兩個婊子養的竟然說踩納吉照片的人是“羞辱馬來領袖”!原來首相只是馬來領袖?不是全民領袖?這是巫統說的還是馬華說的?這和巫統不是同一個格調嗎?

現在全世界只要不是用屁股思考的,都知道大馬全民水深火熱就因為納吉不下台。你這婊子生的賤貨現在還順著巫統的話來合法化 916

無論馬華民政如何狗,如何傻嗨,如何沒春袋,我們從來從來沒有想像過會有華人合法化916!!人家說婊子生的不要臉啊!幹你老母臭爛雞敗!我懇切希望有天Jamal 會帶人進入你家洗劫 啊!你老母。

各位像我一樣手無寸鐵的草民們:別只是在網上罵。華人最相信最在意的,就是意頭。我們就算無能為力,也要集束群體的精神力量,對走狗發出詛咒,讓出賣族群利益的時常心驚膽跳,不得安寧。政客們要明白,今天是馬華,明天就可能是火箭。When there is no legal justicevigilant justice rules.

Join me!現我三支清香,向天禱告,願鄭聯科與梁德明和馬華領導層諸狗:

諸事不順,出門車禍,在家遇賊,生意失敗,清盤破,身敗名裂,血本無歸,身患症。
出門其樂融融大道連環撞,響應生態環保變植物人。

(精神集中,插香,拜拜)前世做壞事,今生加入國陣做華雞政黨啊!業障啊。操你媽。華人有今天你們這群狗立功不少,我就睜眼等看你現眼報!幹!

Tuesday 29 September 2015

Yes, we are the same, Babi tetap Babi


You always see this sort of hilarious, attention-seeking, Syiok Sendiri act by some clowns who, in the name of “preserving racial harmony”, brand those who ask for equality racists, sweep Malay-inflicted racial problem under the carpet, and ignore the inequality and discrimination that have been institutionalized in this country.

Hei ma-cha, go fuck yourself, we are not the same, unless we have the equal rights as the Malays! We are not the same, unless the Malay privilege is abolished! Therefore I see these clowns as criminals, who put up stupid show to mislead the non-Malay communities by playing down the insult hurled by the Malays for personal fame. What is your agenda? Publish the statistics: how many Malays had come forward to hug you?

The “Maruah” (dignity) the Malays shamelessly defend is not about standing on their own feet or working their way up, but to ask for unconditional compromise by other races to continue to feed them, succumb to their demand and give them whatever they ask for. This is the strangest “racism” in the modern world of the 21st century.  

Errr…hold on, may be, just to make the conformist happy, may be, there is something we share.

Em, OK, so here we are: We have the BABI who are the barbaric majority and ask for right to break into your house and take everything they want in the name of “defending MARUAH MELAYU”, and on the other hand, we also have the BABI who are happy to be oppressed, happy to be second class citizen, happy to forget about getting even when abused and attacked, and happy to be called BABI (yet will hug people in return)

Yes, we are the same, BABI tetap BABI. 

Monday 21 September 2015

吾王萬歲

“吾王陛下,臣來請安,陛下萬福。”

“幹!怎麼那麼娘娘腔?”

“陛下見笑,肥婆怕臣又出去滾,所以用黑巫術把臣的懶叫藏起來了。現在暫時不男不女”

“幹!這胖女人!哼,你捨得出來見朕了?”

“陛下動用了全家人,大小公子輪流上報紙,連陛下向來低調的大老婆,還有癆病死不去的三公子都出來作秀搶人氣了,聖君明君形象比周潤發還搶鏡,臣哪敢不來?”

“幹!算你醒目!怎麼你不怕我找人彈劾你?”

“陛下英明,收買人要錢的,陛下現在錢應該不我多。還有,真要動我的不會出聲,北部三王都在暗裡幫忙招兵買馬,如果不是老嘛嘛不肯接納反對黨,他們早就湊人數動我啦!只有陛下,一直放風聲一直隔空罵,我就知道可以談啊!”

“幹!臭雞拜,還不是你老婆教你的?告訴你,我的王室權限當初被老嘛嘛限制了很多,現在要聯邦政府幫忙,要不很多項目走不了 ,(手指)這個,那個,這個,我喊吧浪都要。還有,你的高鐵突然變成不過對岸,叫我沿海的房子怎麼賣?”

“陛下息怒。高鐵應該是建不成了,說說而已,因為國庫空了。假假終站在這裏,其實是不想以後萬一建不成時,給小島政府。”

“幹!你。。。。這個敗家子!”

“陛下,臣可以回去和老婆商量陛下的要求,她批不批准臣不敢。但是求陛下以後少出聲炸鳩政府,製造王室與政府一家人和睦的氣氛。至於墓釘釘在本地的黨羽,我會用錢搞定,待會他們會發表聲明支持我。嘻嘻。”

“這個不難,你拿誠意來先吧。幹!你笑什麼?”

“臣發現這地方賤民白痴還真多,真好撈。陛下食民糧,出聲譴責種族主義本來就應分,是廉價宣傳,不需做什麼就被當成英雄,人人高喊萬。也不想想你們這些王室平時就是玩女人,出國購物,抽佣而已,怎麼突然會關心民瘼?這地方,人民不是沒有羞恥心容易收買,就是原則錯亂又愿,不就是我們發財的地方嗎?”

“幹!滾啦,快回去和你老婆談。賺了錢就要吐出來大家分,隔壁州王子也出聲反種族主義了,看到沒有?快點去派錢啦,賤貨!老嘛嘛從我們父輩拿掉的要從你這裏拿回來!誰叫你敗家?你如果不是連出國都有問題,怕人家你洗黑錢,走投無路,你會來見我?送你一句話:財散人安樂!”

“微臣告退。”完輕輕一笑,脣紅齒白,嬌柔無限。

(此乃UPSR華文作文試題模擬試卷標準答案,如有雷同,純屬你讀書太多)

Sunday 20 September 2015

華人豬的原罪

在叫雞小妹自首後,淨選盟召集人,檳城研究院的黃進發又一跨族群散播大愛的言論:那就是,如果我們叫馬來人馬鏟,就別怪馬來人叫我們華人豬。,問題是,我們從來沒有在馬來人面前,電視機直播的鏡頭前,大聲叫囂的辱罵他們馬鏟啊?

黃進發這種歪論也正好迎合了華人自我閹割的風氣。這種人永遠把 common sense 藏起,把政治當成傳福音,故意忽視族群權益不公,把和理非非扯成普世價,這也是為什麼他身為Bersih 召集人最後會出賣雞像的小妹妹,但是不敢對燒林吉祥頭像,和飛踢華人店鋪的紅衣人發出些許的譴責。

這些人,都趁了這世界左膠當道的勢頭,把和理非非硬扯成普世價,把爭取平權的人成“種族主義份子。問題是,西方左膠無論怎樣迂腐,他們的道德高點都是建立在平權的基礎上。而大馬根本就還沒有種族平權啊!

你要和理非非?行!別開我的問題,先平權。馬來人憑什麼有特權?我們在網絡叫“馬鏟”就該死被人當著全世界在電視面前叫“Cina babi”?

如果是的,先讓我公開喊“Melayu Babi”而又不許提控我,才來叫我別用“回撚”,“馬鏟”這些字眼。

所以我,黃進發這些人,比馬華可怕,因為他們在播種,在你們腦中播下“華人原罪”的種子。使你們先處於二等公民地位,不得也不敢反抗。這已經不只是大愛膠,這簡直膠到妖言惑眾了。


Saturday 19 September 2015

What is your MARUAH, Melayu?

Please do not let your (so called) “moderate Malay” friends get away with this by fooling around with the words like “racial harmony” or “provocative act”. For the majority of the Malays the red shirt monkeys took the street because you stomped Najib’s picture, as it “provoked the Malays to act”. And most of them are keeping quiet when we were called BABI, while warning you that calling the Malays BABI in return is provocative. Huh? See?

Because even the “moderate Malays” are talking to you with the perception and implication that they are your ruling class as “they let you stay here.”

Hei, moron, I was born here and I earn my rights to live here, and I do not need your approval. If my ancestor was from China, yours were from Indonesia, as this land belonged originally to orang Asli. If you do not understand what is constitutional rights and democracy I suggest you migrate to the Arab world to live with the IS.

The Malays, for the past 58 years, having been the overwhelming majority of all races and the dominant political power in the country, having enjoyed privilege in all sectors, from education to business; having been fed by our tax money cause they only pay zakat, and having been unfairly protected by the police for crime against Chinese on the ground of racial biasedness, are now ridiculously indulging SELF PITY and portraying themselves as the victims and the oppressed, for not being able to stand on their own feet after all these years.

Refusing to face their problem and the reality, the Malays blame others for their misery. As they could hardly find anything to be proud of, they hailed a thief who stole from Chinese shop as hero, and uphold their pride by beating up innocent Chinese passerby, and defending a corrupt prime minister.

If the Malays have the slightest self-respect, or MARUAH, which the Red Rally advocated, they should learn to walk without crutches, stop depending on privilege rights, and stop surviving on our tax money.

So what was hidden beneath the scream of MARUAH was “Hei You Chinese have to continue to feed me and give me whatever I demand or I will hit you with my parang.”

58 years on and they have hardly changed, Melayu tetap Melayu.

Pathetic.

Thursday 17 September 2015

回歸的故事-Michael

那天聽豬哥起,有人走了,回歸,然後後悔的事。我想,就和你們分享一些回歸和出走的故事。

誰好呢?就他吧。

Michael是我的讀者,比我年長9,很早就看我的文章。在美國住了十八年。他在阿美利堅的生活方式是很吉普賽的,就是每個州去開餐館。生意做起了,頂出去,再去別的州開。然後幾乎在我從英國回大馬時同時回馬。

和他投緣還有個原因,他是怡保人。問他為什麼回來,他只是,是時候回來了。語氣中有點疲倦,他他明白國家有多爛。所以他不會面對這個麻煩的社會,而會進山野裏去。原來他在端諾(Tronoh)一帶種油棕,而且還在霹靂河旁租地養非洲魚。

誰知道,過了不久,他和我進深山也不開,因為官員會進去騷擾他的孟加拉工人。他的工人全都合法,還是中招。我聽了傻傻,一個剛從英國回來,一個剛從美國回來,都忘了國家追外勞的效率。

後來州政府成立了一間官聯公司,突然成為全部馬來保留地的地主。而且發信給這些租地的農夫,他們非法開墾,要他們搬遷。他們的租約可是州秘書簽名的哦,有州秘書蓋章的哦!假的,州政府說,搬

這不是打橫來,這是搶。其實經濟不好的時候馬來朋黨就搶地,然後再坐地起價,等華人房屋發展商來做水魚。但是,Michael 不是一般的華人。他組織起農夫,先找馬華,馬華,後找火箭,火箭推,最後找到拳頭黨,找律師,一狀告上去,還大夥上布城示威。爽得要死。

證據鑿鑿,州政府很狼狽。他本身的case是贏了。但是他還未放手,因為他要和其他的站在一起,不能讓人家逐個擊破。他認為如果不一起贏,到頭來還是輸的。對方把他上了,恨他入骨。

現在他就來加入拳頭黨了。突然我想起水滸傳,想起什麼是迫上梁山。也許,不需要慨嘆為何當初回歸,或者不回歸。人到四十多,就要瞭解  There is no accident,  everything happens for a reason. 這也許是他的使命。漂泊了十八年,回來圓滿它。

Tuesday 8 September 2015

光頭短篇小說:《政變》

他摸著油光的頭,望著眼前的小鬍子:“弟,靠你了,你是我的支柱啊!”眼眸中閃爍著深厚的情誼。“哥,別那麼,嫂子能幹,她才是支柱”小鬍子似笑非笑,推了推眼鏡,“一場老表,哪會不罩你啊,可是,兄弟們要吃飯啊!”

脣紅齒白的臉拉了下來:“弟。當初怎麼的?我做到期滿,一定走。還有些洞…..我要填。你管國防部,我們就不能像老爹那樣?”小鬍子眼中似乎有了淚花:“哥,我哪會忘記兩家情誼啊!可是現在驚濤駭浪,我們像沒人掌舵的船,風吹哪裏就哪裏,根本不知道什麼時候觸礁!嫂子專權,順昌逆亡,人人自危。你能告訴我,現在什麼是國策?”

他油光的頭上浮起青筋,冷笑:“從不知道我表弟這麼愛國!哈哈!”小鬍子也不氣,依舊和藹:“哥,誰愛國啦?咱們都愛錢!不是嗎?可是外資不進,貨幣狂跌,盜賊橫行,幾十個部長的閣,管著的國家好像無政府狀態。你養的那個私會黨,還要紅衣上街。哥,不是咱們愛國,而是這麼下去,兄弟們都賺不了錢!”

“哼!貨幣跌,我才能多賺!以前有許多洞我忘了填!現在我需要錢!”他眼怒睜,瞪著小鬍子,卻發現小鬍子一雙招子如冷峻的利劍,直刺過來,他的心頓時一怯。小鬍子突然一笑,如煦陽春風:“哥,錢,你還不?你就拿那七億退休,其他的交給我們好不好?”他一拍桌子,杯子裡的咖啡溢出。“告訴你,別以為你的嫂子好惹!”

“好啦!”小鬍子站起來,伸個懶腰,“不就說說嘛,這麼生氣幹嘛?我知道嫂子厲害,閣大員的家門口都去放降頭,呵呵。我走啦哦!”完笑笑走出門去。出了門口一上車,即刻撥了電話:“馬老啊。再沒用,我們照計劃行事。”然後再撥另一個電話:“上將,部隊準備,午夜一點。”

當夜烏雲蔽月,星斗黯淡,十來個穿迷彩服的軍人迅速的幹掉了守門的幾個警察,潛入了首長官邸。射倒兩個來不及尖叫的傭人,衝上樓。主人房門打開,一個頭髮如獅子的矮胖女人當門而立,大喝:“你們敢?”突突突三響,輕機槍開火,胖女人尖叫著往後躺下,軍人上前往她臉再開一槍,然後衝進房間,脣紅齒白的他大叫:“鴨阿辣!你真敢!”然後在突突突三響後,沒了聲音。

裝潢豪華的客廳,一馬臉老人哈哈大笑,對旁邊兩個中年人,:“從此世界是我們父子三人的!”一個圓臉中年人:“爸,還有那個西山呢?”馬臉老人笑得臉上老人斑抖動,“當年他老爸不得不傳位給我,現在他也不得不聽我的。咦?外面怎麼這麼吵?誰在嘶喊?”碰的一聲,門被踢開,一群身著迷彩服的蒙面軍人衝進來,對著老人開火。老人來不及驚愕,臉被打穿,下巴跌了下來。兩個嚇壞的中年人不停喊“阿辣花大辣!”瞬間被掃成兩個蜂窩。

隔了三天,鄰國報紙頭條:“蕃薯國軍人政變,現任首相與夫人不知所終,前首相馬老與其二位公子暴斃。國防部長與軍人首領組成過渡時期軍人政府,再擇期大選。過渡政府宣布取消消費,並宣布一系列經濟刺激措施,和午夜實施軍管,罪犯軍法處置,且即刻生效。匪夷所思的是,過後其貨幣竟然止住跌勢並開始回彈,股市亦反彈。一個國家軍人政變過後有此正面轉變,乃世界歷史前所未有………

(本故事當然是虛構,如有雷同,純屬你腦袋進水)